What's in my pants...

Is a list of interesting phrases I wrote down at work:

#1. I don't know what inspired it completely, but I believe this is an absolute truth of humanity regardless. " A little less civility leads to a lot more honesty."

Dude. Duh. Being nice is the strategic art of lying tactically.

#2. RoboSpierre. Not such a good idea, but crossing Buckaroo Banzai with Terminator and the French Revolution made me giggle.

#3 Copulative verb. Who knew "be" could be so dirty? Oh, Hamlet...

And now a shot of cognac and bed, where I shall be by myself.

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